$800 in Stolen Bras: According to a report from Springfield Patch, an unknown person stole 15 bras from the Victoria’s Secret store in the Springfield Mall. The bras are reported to be valued at over $800. In other news, 15 bras can cost over $800 dollars.

Bad Week for Victoria’s Secret: Not to be outdone, police told Media Patch that someone stole over $6,000 worth of bras and panties from the Victoria’s Secret store in the Granite Run Mall. For those keeping score at home, $6,000 could probably get you 112 bras.

Cow on Memorial Day: While people were having barbecues on Memorial Day, Malvern emergency services were dealing with a different kind of beef. According to Malvern Patch, fire crews spent their Memorial Day trying to help a cow that had fallen into a pond and gotten stuck in the mud.